Irascibles

At times it seems that conservatives confuse elections with coups.

When did ironic become confused with being an ass?

In other news, Artists worldwide drop yellow from color wheel.

Noticing this copy prefacing a lot of advertisements lately: “try this one weird trick”. It then is usually followed by a doctored photo of someone looking weird.

Why do conspiracies always look just like coincidences?

So career advice from a child? Really a good thing?

Never, you’ll never see it, they just type real fast, then they save the world. Seems like they could simply use a mouse and launch the missile control software, its got to be right in the start menu.

I keep hearing these words being used: money shot and blew his wad. I am pretty sure these don’t mean what the guy on the evening news thinks they mean.

Whats up with wanting to see my data?

(Season 1 Louie) … not with your crazy eyes.