Irascibles

Man Cave
Owned & Evil Cousin Pwned
Baby Bump
Selfie
Side Boob
Nip Slip
Wardrobe Malfunction
Tweet
Ninja
Epic

I keep hearing people say they are allergic to things like smoke, chutney and poly-blends, I ask, where they tested, they say no.

Evoke the Three Laws of Thought

Law of Identity:
If any statement is true, then it is true,  A is A

The Law of Non-contradiction:
No statement can be both true and false, NOT (A and not A)

The Law of Excluded Middle:
Any statement is either true or false, Either (A or not A)

Require Falsification

Say things like what? what did I do?

I keep hearing and reading this being used in an odd way. For some reason this phrase has begun to mean that someone is buying into propaganda or becoming a believer in something that might not be true. As opposed to its origins where it was not actually the first thing you do it was the last thing you did. In Jones-town the majority didn’t do this because they wanted to, they where forced or tricked. Seems like we could get this right given 909 people died (second largest loss of US civilian life ever) giving us this cliche.

Seems like the internet has turned into a series of slideshow bullet lists.  The number and the word “10 things” yielded 6,910,000,000 search results. A cacophony of mediocrity.

Trying to come up with a name for the new obligatory text before you call “step”. I don’t know when it became mandatory to text someone before you call, but I know I do it.

• Pre-Call Text
• Warning Text
• Call-Warning
• Please Don’t Screen Me?

It was the longueur and ersatz opining.

Call it Gintuition

Trying to recall the day the two became interchangeable.

There is not a damn bit of difference in how we feel in either state, its not until we realize we are wrong that we feel anything. Bit of a paradox.