Author: disgruntled

Trying to come up with a name for the new obligatory text before you call “step”. I don’t know when it became mandatory to text someone before you call, but I know I do it.

• Pre-Call Text
• Warning Text
• Call-Warning
• Please Don’t Screen Me?

It was the longueur and ersatz opining.

Call it Gintuition

Trying to recall the day the two became interchangeable.

There is not a damn bit of difference in how we feel in either state, its not until we realize we are wrong that we feel anything. Bit of a paradox.

At times it seems that conservatives confuse elections with coups.

When did ironic become confused with being an ass?

In other news, Artists worldwide drop yellow from color wheel.

Noticing this copy prefacing a lot of advertisements lately: “try this one weird trick”. It then is usually followed by a doctored photo of someone looking weird.

Why do conspiracies always look just like coincidences?